Oyster Fly-In

International Frati Association
30th Annual
World's Only Oyster Fly-In
and
Gathering of Stelio Frati Aircraft
Rosegill Farm Airstrip, November 5, 2011

See the Great Bird of Falco soar like a chicken

The Event

An informal get-together of aviating oyster eaters and owners of Stelio Frati aircraft coinciding with the annual Urbanna Oyster Festival (www.UrbannaOysterFestival.com). The Oyster Festival parade begins at 2:00 PM and lasts for about 1-1/2 hours. Best to arrive by 10:00 AM. The parade includes fire engines, ambulances, "beauty" queens, dogs, motorcycles, funny cars, marching bands, bagpipes, arabian music, etc. Sometimes called the biggest small town event on the east coast, the Urbanna Oyster Festival is a unique slice of America. Especially welcome are unusual aircraft. Beech, Piper and Cessna products tolerated.

The Airshow
A dazzling display of never-before attempted aerobatic maneuvers, including:

Only 17 years after our 1994 invitation
COL. MU’AMMAR GADDAFI
will finally attend in one of his
ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY
rocket-equipped SIAI-Marchetti SF.260’s
TO FIGHT THE INFIDEL MORMON OYSTER TERRORISTS
that have invaded our country

MICHELE BACHMANN
will make a campaign appearance
at the OYSTER FESTIVAL
but following the advice of her political advisors,
WILL NOT HAVE A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
of her EATING A CORN DOG straight on

DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN
will conduct a
SENSITIVITY TRAINING SESSION
on dealing with
OYSTERS WHO HAVE JUST CHANGED TO THE FEMALE SEX

Photographer DEAN HAWTHORNE
will display his private collection of
OYSTER PORNOGRAPHY

DONALD TRUMP and PATRICIA KLUGE
will introduce their new
KLUGE VINEYARD MOUTON CADET D’OYSTER 2012
in the hopes that
SOMEONE WILL DRINK IT

EMMA, MAGGIE, JANIE & HARPER STANLEY
will hold a sit-in to protest
CRUELTY TO EVANGELICAL OYSTERS
by Urbanna oyster-packing houses

The chairman of Urbanna’s own
GODFATHER’S OYSTERS
will announce his candidacy for the Urbanna Branch office of
U.S. PRESIDENT

BEN BERNANKE, WALTER MARSH and JONAS DOVYDENAS
will announce a
CLAM STIMULUS PROGRAM
because, in their own words,
“SHELLFISH SUPPLY GROWTH HAS LAGGED BEHIND DEMAND”

Virginia Attorney General, KEN CUCCINELLI
promises to lobby for
DEFENSELESS OYSTER’S RIGHTS
to PACK HEAT

APPLE will introduce its new
VOICE-ACTIVATED iGASTROPOD
OYSTER-OPENER APP

Thar ain't none. Freshly-cut grass awaits your tent. Bring your sleeping bag (or significant other) and enjoy the lawn. Motels are booked well in advance. In case of rain, tentless campers should be prepared to supplicate and grovel before Meredith Scott. RSVP Dr. Ing. Alfredo Scoti, 2000 Tomlynn St, Richmond, VA 23230. Phone: 804-353-1713, FAX: 804-359-2618 or alfred@seqair.com.

Rosegill Farm Airstrip

Located on the Rappahannock River across from the town of Urbanna. See the Washington Sectional. The airstrip is 2,500' grass. GPS drivers go to: N37° 37.93, W076° 33.28. Park aircraft to one side. If you get lost, our local phone number there is 804-758-4177. Caution: numerous aircraft are in the area during the Oyster Festival including a state police helicopter. Wind sock is on the hangar. Pilots are invited to use the private strip at their own risk as owners do not have liability insurance.

NO ELECTRIC OYSTER KNIVES PERMITTED