Oyster Fly-In

International Frati Association
27th Annual
World's Only Oyster Fly-In
and
Gathering of Stelio Frati Aircraft
Rosegill Farm Airstrip, November 8, 2008

See the Great Bird of Falco soar like a chicken

The Event

An informal get-together of aviating oyster eaters and owners of Stelio Frati aircraft coinciding with the annual Urbanna Oyster Festival (www.UrbannaOysterFestival.com). The Oyster Festival parade begins at 2:00 PM and lasts for about 1-1/2 hours. Best to arrive by 10:00 AM. The parade includes fire engines, ambulances, "beauty" queens, dogs, motorcycles, funny cars, marching bands, bagpipes, arabian music, etc. Sometimes called the biggest small town event on the east coast, the Urbanna Oyster Festival is a unique slice of America. Especially welcome are unusual aircraft. Beech, Piper and Cessna products tolerated.

The Airshow
A dazzling display of never-before attempted aerobatic maneuvers, including:

The crazy McCain rally lady
will wander through the OYSTER FESTIVAL CROWD
asking if anyone knows that
BARACK OBAMA is the secret love-child
of an ASIAN OYSTER and a MUSLIM CLAM

Or that Senator Obama is actually
BOB WOODWARD’s clandestine source
in the BUSHIE WHITE HOUSE
known as DEEP OYSTER

Or that ELIOT SPITZER and JOHN EDWARDS
are addicted to
OYSTER POTENCY THERAPY
Or that TINA FEY and SARAH PALIN’s HUSBAND
have run off together
after discovering
A MUTUAL LOVE
for GASTROPODS AND SHRIMPS

Arriving direct from Kandahar Province, Afghanistan
in his SWING-WING FALCO
JONAS DOVYDENAS
will arrive with
a TALIBAN OYSTER BOMBER
but nothing bad is actually going to happen
because he is going to
FALL IN LOVE
with the CRAZY McCAIN RALLY LADY

HILLARY CLINTON and SARAH PALIN
will MUD-WRESTLE for the title of
CLOSE, BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH

WALTER MARSH, ALAN PAULSON and BEN BERNANKE
will announce a
700 BILLION DOLLAR RESCUE PROGRAM
for the
URBANNA OYSTER FESTIVAL

FLIGHT LT. AL AITKEN, BARACK OBAMA and JOE BIDEN
will advance their
plan to achieve
OYSTER INDEPENDENCE
from ARAB OYSTER AND CLAM CARTELS

DR. ING ALFREDO SCOTI
regrets to announce
that MRS. SCOTI AND HIMSELF
will be in the BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS
with
their daughter
SARA SCOTT ADAMSON
and thus will be
UNABLE TO ATTEND

Thar ain't none. Freshly-cut grass awaits your tent. Bring your sleeping bag (or significant other) and enjoy the lawn. Motels are booked well in advance. In case of rain, tentless campers should be prepared to supplicate and grovel before Meredith Scott—who won’t be there either. If you wish, you can RSVP Dr. Ing. Alfredo Scoti, 2000 Tomlynn St, Richmond, VA 23230. Phone: 804-353-1713, FAX: 804-359-2618 or alfred@seqair.com, but he will PROBABLY IGNORE YOU.

Rosegill Farm Airstrip

Located on the Rappahannock River across from the town of Urbanna. See the Washington Sectional. The airstrip is 2,500' grass. GPS drivers go to: N37° 37.93, W076° 33.28. Park aircraft to one side. If you get lost, our local phone number there is 804-758-4177. Caution: numerous aircraft are in the area during the Oyster Festival including a state police helicopter. Wind sock is on the hangar. Pilots are invited to use the private strip at their own risk as owners do not have liability insurance.

NO ELECTRIC OYSTER KNIVES PERMITTED